I think all you really need to do is become the thing you seek. I picture myself on a little boat in a multidimensional ocean made up of coordinates that have their basis in things like: love , hate, honesty, infidelity, flavors of cheese, etc. And, in our intentions, attentions, thoughts and actions... this boat gets steered slowly towards the desired direction.

Just remember this... the thing that you seek also seeks you.

On the other hand, if we demonstrate sufficient feats of strength, and air our grievances for long enough, we might just end up with a Festivus Miracle.