IN THE FUTURE

In the future we’ll evolve beyond the need of kisses, and our hugs will come from liquid polymer clothing that we’ll all wear like bandages.

Cats will have wheels, and recipes will be given by injection.

Herpes will be eradicated which will be the last of the great milestones of any new progress.

Time travel will prevent punch lines from forming and human error will replace comedy.

Computer chess will be played against animals, and the use of wormholes will be used to “psych-out” opponent players, but still will be considered cheating.

In the future, time-zones will be converted into tax-brackets, and boredom will make everyone want to become stupid again.