DISCLOSURE
THE TRUTH ABOUT ALIENS AND UFO’S
You just won’t believe what I am about to tell you. However, know this, I have barely begun to say anything yet.
- DOING ROUNDS
When I was in medical school we rotated once onto a psychiatric ward to study clinical psychiatry. There was a group of us (students) and an attending clinical professor. We were introduced to a patient one day that suffered from a type of clinical psychosis. The patient said that he wasn’t feeling very good that day. The professor asked the patient, what it was that was bothering him. The patient replied, “My penis is turning into a button.” We all looked at one another, as one does, when confronted with something that seems crazy. The professor then asked the patient to show us what he meant, and to pull down his trousers. So, the patient, while lying in the hospital bed, undid his pants and pulled them (and underwear) all the way down. We all looked in amazement. His penis looked just like a button. An inch or so wide, and only about 3–4 millimetres high.
2) AN ARGUMENT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND
I arrived early one day at my girlfriend’s apartment. She wasn’t there because she hadn’t yet gotten home from work. While I waited… she called me on her cell phone and said that she was walking home, and wondered if I would like to walk towards her to meet her halfway, maybe to go out to dinner or drinks, or something. I said yes, and started to walk in her direction. As I walked, I kind of went into a daydream. I started counting…