“”When I first walked into a church as a young man,” He said as a single tear ran down his cheek,”

A single tear! No less no more, how very very poignant. Oh, for the love of humanity… please go on! Because, also, I too had a grandfather that also shed a single tear. What are the chances of that happening?
Dude, you make me laugh SERIOUSLY. I’ve got a message for you: H.E. double chopsticks.