Your thinking is far too conventional. If you do not loosen up you won’t have any chance at understanding the big picture. Look beyond the boundaries of this ordinary world. There are teachings and messages everywhere. Humanity is surrounded by conspiracy. We were born into it, behind enemy lines. The fact that there is more confusion than there are answers should tell you all you need to know. The problem is you can’t begin to imagine just how pervasive it is. It’s not your fault.
Parseltongue is a real language, by the way, just as Harry Potter isn’t really a children’s story. You wouldn’t have known this unless I told you, but now that I’ve told you it still means nothing. Right?
This world is more mysterious than you give it credit. Good luck!